Attention!

This site is a parody! A satire! Assuming that you are already aware of the fact, I am now reminding you that this is a protected form of free speech. The sole purpose for this WebSite is for entertainment and humor only. The intent is not to offend or harm anyone in any way whatsoever. Obviously this site is not the work of evil demons from Hell. Hey, I don't even know if Hell really exists, do you? Nor do I know who would be there if there is an actual Hell. However, it did occur to me that if such a place existed, that it might actually be a pretty cool place, or at least those responsible for recruiting new souls would want us all to think so! So the end result was this little corner of the Web. I decided to create a vision of this fictional place and share it with whoever might be interested. In my view this Hell would be a pretty damn cool place, regardless of how much we have been told how hot it is down there. :-) Taking all of this into consideration, it stands to reason that it would be a compliment to be in this version of Hell, would it not? With that thought I would like to add that it has been said that satire is the highest form of flattery!

Now that you have been given my point of view on the subject, here's the official disclaimer:
This WebSite is a work of fiction. This WebSIte is a parody and satirical in content and purpose. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

Enough with this nonsense!
On to the Tour of Hell!